Oh My God

You know I woke up at past 6 in the evening home alone and I was hungry so I tried to heat up the letover pizza and garlic bread. I put them on a plate and then in the oven, which is actually the microwave (I mix the two up), and timed it 10 minutes. I went to the toilet to do some big business and then when I came out the whole kitchen was foggy with all the smoke and it smelled real bad. It was so drama I had to duck down so that I could see (learnt it in primary school or something that the smoke is always above). There in the microwave I see two black things, my pizza and garlic bread!!!!!!! What the hell!? I opened all the windows in the kitchen and living room and study room to let the smoke go away and then I closed the doors of my room and my parents' room 'cause I don't want to stink the whole place up. I even had to breathe at the windows 'cause the air was more inhale-able! Hehehe I called Mummy and then she told me to open windows and the microwave's door and leave it till she comes home. My parents just came back and they're all shocked at my stupidity so byebye. I took pictures of the late pizza and garlic bread, but not the smoke.

I could have died in an explosion.